My answers have been prayered!

by Yas Jayson Monday, March 09, 2009 4 palagay

May kumakalat sa floor na email tungkol sa mga qoutes ni Ms. Melanie Marquez. Ahaha. Dahil badtrip ang marami dahil sa mga wirdong concerns ng mga customer, nagpasahan na lang kami ng mga kalokohan at nagtawanan.

at dahil masakit ang batok ko sa kinaing pusit na adobo sa pantry, eto na ang ila sa mga kowts na nakapagpadagdag sa sakit ng batok ko.

enjoi enjoi!

The following is a draft list of quotes attributed to Melanie Marquez.

>c",)>+ My brother is not a girl; he’s a gentleman.
>c",)>+ That’s why I’m a success, it’s because I don’t middle in other people’s lives.
>c",)>+ Don’t judge my brother; he’s not a book.
>c",)>+ I won’t stoop down to my level.
>c",)>+ Hello? Bulag ka ba? Bingi ka ba? Are you dep?
>c",)>+ ‘Yung STD, baka sa maruming toilet lang niya nakuha yan.
>c",)>+ Eh, ikaw ba naman, durugin ang ari mo...Pag di ka naman manutok ng baril.
>c",)>+ We are lovers, not fighters.
>c",)>+ Kapatid ko pa rin siya. We are one and the same.
>c",)>+ I don’t eat meat. I’m not a carnival.
>c",)>+ Sumasakit ang migraine ko.
>c",)>+ Ang tatay ko ang only living legend na buhay!
>c",)>+ I keep my crown in the voltage.
>c",)>+ Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top?
>c",)>+ I couldn’t care a damn!
>c",)>+ What’s your next class before this?
>c",)>+ Hello, my brother Joey is out of town, would you like to wait?
>c",)>+ Don’t touch me not!
>c",)>+ You! you’re not a boy anymore! You’re a man anymore!
>c",)>+ Bakit ang dami mong tanong? You're so questionable.
>c",)>+ You can fool me once, you can fool me twice, you can fool me thrice. But you can never fool me FOUR!
>c",)>+ Hindi ba kayo naawa sa kapatid ko...sa mga kwento nya? Di ba kayo na-PERSUAVE ng mga kwento niya? Hindi si Joey ang tipong mambubugbog ng babae...talaga lang malapit siya sa mga gulo...PRO-ACCIDENT kasi siya eh.

>c",)>+ Boy Abunda: O Melanie, paano na ang showbiz career mo ngayong magmo-Mormon ka na? Melanie: Ah okay lang 'yon Boy, kasi matagal na rin akong SEMI-RETARDED.
They should talk behind the scene...

>c",)>+(answering the phone) Hello. Wait a moment. Please hang yourself.
>c",)>+(before Christmas) Well, I want to spend my holidays with my family most probably out of place.

>c",)>+ Why I will give my calling card, I'm not a call girl. (Her reply to a certain duke when the latter is asking for her calling card.)
>c",)>+ Eto na po ang pinakamaligayang pasko at manigong taon sa inyong lahat. (During her acceptance speech at a Metro Filmfest awards night where her bioflick, directed by her late father Temyong Marquez, won an award.)

>c",)>+ Period na talaga; wala nang exclamation point. (When asked on S-Files if her present husband, Adam Lawyer, is her Mr. Right)

>c",)>+ And the base of my observation is... (showbiz stripped May 14 GMA Ch. 7)

>c",)>+ At a talk show after her break-up with Derek Dee, Melanie was asked if she had some words for Derek’s mother (whom she partly blamed for the separation). "Oo nga," said Melanie, "pero i-English-in ko para maintindihan niya." She looked into the camera and, with the peremptoriness of royalty, said, "And to you, Mrs. Dee, I have two words for you. Ang labo mo!"

>c",)>+ (When asked for a message to her daughter who was allegedly abused by their houseboy) Don't worry little angel, big angel is here.
>c",)>+ (On what they should do to the houseboy who molested her daughter) He should be put behind bar.

>c",)>+ (While waiting backstage during a noontime show after watching Nikki Valdez do her dance number) Nikki, you're so galing. You should go to the States. You will sell hotcakes!

>c",)>+ (While she's in Morning Girls With Kris & Korina promoting her movie with Aleck Bovick) Please watch HIRAM starring Aleck Baldwin (referring to Aleck Bovick) and myself. It's DIRECTOR by Romy Suzara.

>c",)>+ (After giving birth, and an interview on The Buzz) My answers have been prayered!

>c",)>+ (To ex-flame Senator Lito Lapid) Hello...Huwag kang tumahol sa sarili mong bakuran noh! (In response to being misunderstood) You know, huwag kang tumahol like dogs.

ahaha. burp!